What’s up? It’s your outdated boy Waldo right here, to tell you about some new and upcoming releases—good, unhealthy or in any other case. Bear in mind, I’m not an elitist, you simply have horrible style.
Ah, geeze, man… Napalm Data strikes once more with Tragedy. No, not the good crust punkish band Tragedy, however one type New York (disgrace on them, do your homework and google your band names people) they need to have identified higher. Just a few keyboard strokes and, viola! The web reveals your band title is NOT authentic, and the guitar participant wears eye make-up ala the late, nice Hank Von Hell, however I digress. Self-confessed “disco steel,” these items is as corny as will be. From their bio: “Tragedy’s idea has at all times been to stroll a mile in another person’s footwear, inverting the yin and the yang. Right here we have fun numerous themes of womanhood.” You actually should take heed to these items to listen to how unbelievably silly and a waste of time that is. “Steel” covers of lady centric songs resembling “Venus” (credited to Bananarama—once more, DO YOUR RESEARCH), “Le Freak” and “I Will Survive” by Gloria Gaynor. Some would possibly even discover this humorous for a bit, however belief me, the sheen actually wears off by the second hear. Now I’m actually not one to take steel tremendous critically, and I consider in having enjoyable with the style, however I can’t consider ANY label, a lot much less Napalm put this out. 0 Fucking Pecks.
Polish grind outfit Nuclear Holocaust is releasing Crusing Seas of Nuclear Waste on Selfmadegod Data. Being a bit extra on the punk aspect of grind is one thing this birdbrain pecking loves. Harking back to Phobia, Rot and PLF, this document packs a punch. Now that I take heed to it a bit extra, I hear loads of thrash combined in right here. The growled vocals, skank beats and ripping guitar abound. Even our personal favourite journal states, “when you’re extra within the temper for a boot to the top—and who isn’t, actually—it’ll ship that, with a aspect of rubbish can vocals.” Nicely mentioned. Clearly, the brand new document isn’t out however right here is a good suggestion of the final sound. 7 Fucking Pecks.
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